Erin. Buffalo. 19. Never satisfied with anything.
in class i’m used to sitting in the back and making all these smartass comments under my breath
now i’m in the front though so when our attractive instructor drops something and says ‘ah, fuck me!’ and i say ‘maybe later’ he hEARS ME AND LAUGHS GODFUCKING FUCK
the saga continues today in physics when our instructor asks ‘and how fast does light travel?’ and i whisper ‘hella’ and the kid next to me fucking loses it
I noticed that my socks were yellow and I’m asian
My friends socks are black and he’s black
So we were like “BEN MY WHITE FRIEND WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR SOCKS” and he goes “white” and thought we were gonna make fun of him being white
and then he comes in and sees our socks and starts screaming